Boring Biden looks up
He blinks, slowly
His team waits
He speaks, slowly
“Comfort is Boring”
“Policy is Boring”
“People got comfortable”
“Looked for excitement”
“Excitement isn’t boring”
“Hardship isn’t Boring”
“People became uncomfortable”
“Policy is Boring”
“Good Policy is comfortable”
“Go make Good Policy”
He blinks, slowly
His team goes to work